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Homer: Where are you two going at this hour? Ba
On a treasure hunt. Homer: Oh! Can I come? Abe...
Bart: Hey, Grampa, do you think that dead bodies get up and walk around at night?
Abe: If they're anything like me, they have to get up twice....
I know I'm bending the rules tonight, but I also know none of you wants that skunk Burns to take our treasure.
And I want you to know that when I die, you're all welcome to visit me in rich men's heav...
Abe: Boy, you borrow us some diving equipment while I borrow this boat.
[starts sawing the anchor] Ned...
Abe: Now, remember the plan, boy. If you run out of air, tug on the rope.
.. Bart: 64 times, no more, no less. Got it. Abe: No no!...
Bart: Hey, Grampa, do you thing I could've been a Flying Hellfish?
Abe: You're a gutsy daredevil with a give-em-hell attitude and a fourth-grade education....
Abe: 61... 62... 63... Oh no! 63! He's out of air! I've sent my only grandson to a watery gra.
.. 64! He's found the treasure! I'm rich!...
Bart: You coward! You're an embarrassment to the name Hellfish.
Burns: Oh, am I? [aims his gun at Bart] Abe: No!...
Bart: I'm sorry I cost you your fortune, Grampa. Abe
Oh, the fortune doesn't matter, boy; the important thing is you're safe....
Smithers: They're gaining on us, sir. We'll have to jettison something.
[Burns stares at him] It's been an honor to serve you, sir....
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