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Smithers: They're Gaining On Us, Sir. We'll Have To Jettison Something.
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Smithers: They're gaining on us, sir. We'll have to jettison something.
[Burns stares at him]
It's been an honor to serve you, sir. [jumps off]
-- "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
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