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• Abe: Now, remember the plan, boy. If you run out of air, tug on the rope.
  .. Bart: 64 times, no more, no less. Got it. Abe: No no!...
• Homer: Where are you two going at this hour? Ba
  On a treasure hunt. Homer: Oh! Can I come? Abe: Only if you're ready to stare danger in the face, put your manhood to the ultimate test, and take....
• Abe: Ah, I guess Burns is finally gonna be rich. Ba
  Not without the keys, he isn't! [shows Abe the two keys] [long pause] Abe...
• I got this in the second World War II...
  -- Abe shows off his Hellfish tattoo, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
• Agent: Baron von Wortzenberger, on behalf of the American people, I apologize for.
  .. Baron: Ja ja ja, mach schnell mit der art things, huh?...
• Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
  Burns would still find some way to take it from me....
• Burns: There, Simpson: seven gone. As soon as you're in your pressboard coffin, I'll be the sole survivor and the treasure will be mine.
  Abe: Over my dead body, it will!...
• I know I'm bending the rules tonight, but I also know none of you wants that skunk Burns to take our treasure.
  And I want you to know that when I die, you're all welcome to visit me in rich men's heaven....
• Back then, I was known as Sgt. Simpson, and I commanded the Flying Hellfish, the fightingest squad in the fightingest company in the third-fightingest battalion in the army.
  -- Abe starts his story, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...