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• Homer: Oh, who am I kidding? I _am_ slow. Marge: Oh, Homey, if you feel so bad about yourself, there's always things you can do to feel better.
  Homer: Take another bath in malt liquor? Marge: There's that....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: [of public TV] They need our support! Besides, they gave me two tickets to the ballet.
  Homer: [jubilant] Ballet? Woo-hoo! Marge: [incredulous] You like ballet?...
• Homer: The old make-out place. Hey, a new weather station!
  I'll bash it good! [sighs] Oh, it's just no fun without Marge....
• Homer: It really got to me how that lady, uh... You know which one I mean.
  You played her. Marge: Blanche! Homer: Yeah....
• Marge, there's something I want to ask you. But I'm afraid, because if you say no, it'll destroy me and make me a criminal.
  -- Homer tries to work up the nerve to propose to Marge, "I Married Marge...
• Carl: Hey Homer, you wanna get a beer on the way home?
  Homer: [sneering] I can't. I gotta take my wife to the ballet....
• Marge: Cheer up, Homie. Homer: I just feel terrible about getting Mr.
  Smithers fired. That job was all he had. Imagine how _you'd_ feel Marge if you got fired from the....
• Homer: Aw, I've never been so miserable in all my life.
  But I can't take it out on Marge and the kids -- I've gotta carry the burden all by myself....