Marge, There's Something I Want To Ask You. But I'm Afraid, Because If You Say No, It'll Destroy Me And Make Me A Criminal.
Marge, there's something I want to ask you. But I'm afraid, because if
you say no, it'll destroy me and make me a criminal.
-- Homer tries to work up the nerve to propose to Marge,
"I Married Marge"
Marge: I don't want to be a wet blanket, but maybe you should give yourself up.
Ruth: Marge, it's a matter of principle. I just can't let that deadbeat win again....
Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list] I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time....
Marge, you make it sound so seamy. All I did was spend the afternoon in her trailer watching her try on some outfits.
-- Homer tries to reassure Marge, "(Lurleen on Me)...
Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
Homer: Marge! You waited for me. Marge: Er -- Home
OK, Marge, let's go. Marge: I'll catch up to you. Home...
Pfft. Now you tell me.
Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...