Marge, There's Something I Want To Ask You. But I'm Afraid, Because If You Say No, It'll Destroy Me And Make Me A Criminal.

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Marge, there's something I want to ask you. But I'm afraid, because if
you say no, it'll destroy me and make me a criminal.
-- Homer tries to work up the nerve to propose to Marge,
"I Married Marge"