Homer: ...it's Marge! She's become a crazed criminal just because I didn't take her to the ballet.

Homer: ...it's Marge! She's become a crazed criminal just because I
didn't take her to the ballet.
Wiggum: That's _exactly_ how Dillinger got started.
Homer: [interested] Really?
-- You learn something new every day, "Marge on the Lam"

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