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• Man: [carrying large stack of paper] Here you go: the results of last month's mayor election.
  All 48000 voters and who each one of them voted for....
• Bob: Hello, children. [with malice] Hello, Bart. Ba
  Eep. Bob: Young friends, my opponent, Joe Quimby, is confused about your school system....
• Singers: Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really sink, [a garbage truck with a "Vote Quimby" ad empties a bin] We wouldn't have a tire yard, or a mid-size roller rink.
  [Quimby grins next to burning tires, then roller skates] We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap, [Quimby grins through noose, then smiles next to trap] It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed....
• cene shows prisoners going in a revolving door and coming out immediately] Voice
  Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob -- a man twice convicted of attempted murder....
• Barlow: Now, why are we doomed to this Quimby Quagmire, you ask, oh reasonable listener?
  Because this town is under the stranglehold of a few tie-dyed tree-huggers who would rather play hackeysack than lock up the homeless....
• Burns: Hail, brothers. Coranon Silaria, Ozoo Mahoke.
  [everyone answers "Mahoke"] Now, then, gentlemen, the mayoral campaign is upon us....
• Hutz: Mr. Mayor, is it true you rigged the election?
  Bob: No, I did not. Hutz: [pause] Kids, help. [the judge shrugs] Bob...
• Bob: Ahh, Westminster Abbey. Edward the Confessor himself could not have done better.
  Now to set the clocks to Greenwich Mean Time....
• Barlow: You know, there are three things we're never going to get rid of here in Springfield
  one, the bats in the public library -- [scene switch to man opening card catalog and screaming as bats fly out] -- two, Mrs....