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• Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lis! [finds vanity license plate rack] Cool.
  ..personalized plates! "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"....
• Frink: You've got to listen to me. Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.
  Repairman: How much time do we have, professor? Frink...
• Burns: Now, before we adjourn, gentlemen, I have one last matter of utmost importance.
  I need to send this parcel with the profit projections to Pete Porter in Pasadena....
• Bandleader: Welcome to T. G. I. McScratchy's where it's constantly New Year's Eve.
  Here we go again! Three, two, one! Everyone: Happy new year!...
• Homer: Oh...I don't have a friend in the world. Moe
  [outside] Let us through! Barney: [outside] ...Homer's true friends!...
• Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
  We end up in a big fight and we come home more miserable than when we left....
• Bart: So, Mr. Itchy, you think you're God's gift to women, do you?
  Lisa: Don't do it, Bart. [Bart pulls a stink bomb from his "Li'l Bastard Traveling Kit" and slingshots it straight into Itchy's mouth] Itchy...
• Take Idaho's license plates - they say 'Famous Potatoes.
  ' Then there's New Hampshire - their license plates say 'Live Free ....
• Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's with the siren?
  Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your taillight started blinking when you made that turn....