Bart: Mom, guess what?
Lisa: We're going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!
Marge: No. I've already planned our vacation. We're going to the
Highway Nine Bird Sanctuary. I understand they've installed a
new birdfeeder this year.
[Bart and Lisa look aghast]
Marge: It's shaped like a diner. And it's on this really tall pole.
[Bart and Lisa look aghast]
-- How to bring your children down hard,
"Itchy and Scratchy Land"
Lisa: We're going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!
Marge: No. I've already planned our vacation. We're going to the
Highway Nine Bird Sanctuary. I understand they've installed a
new birdfeeder this year.
[Bart and Lisa look aghast]
Marge: It's shaped like a diner. And it's on this really tall pole.
[Bart and Lisa look aghast]
-- How to bring your children down hard,
"Itchy and Scratchy Land"
Related:
- Lisa enters the parents' bedroom with Bart in tow]
Lisa:
Mom, Dad! Bart's dead! [Homer and Marge wake... - Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land
would be too damned expensive?
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these... - Bart: Who would have thought that our visit to Itchy and Scratchy Land
would turn out to be our best vacation ever?
Lisa: Yeah, best ever! Marge: Are you two bonkers?... - Bart: [to waiter] I'll have a Brain Burger with extra pus,
please. Marge: Bart! Homer: Eyeball stew. Marge... - Bart: Oh wow, cool!
Lisa: Aw, cool! That is neato.
Marge: Such a violent motif. Bart: Yeah, but it's... - Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny,
but it's not so funny when that violence is... - Bart+Lisa: [laugh at an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon]
Marge:
My, all this senseless violence. I don't understand... - Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're
going?
Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy... - Lisa: Itchy and Scratchy seem to have lost their edge.
Marge: Well, I think it conveys a very nice message...
From the same category:
- Announcer: Rasputin, the friendly Russian!
Millhouse:
Didn't he use to be the Mad Russian? Lisa: Yes... - Homer: [thinks] A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
Marge: Homer? Would you like some more macaroni and... - P.A.: T minus 14 seconds.
Hank: If you need anything,
you call me. Homer: All right. What's the number? ... - hiding behind the counter]
Okay, don't try anything funny.
I'm armed to the teeth. -- Apu, once bitten twice... - Let's all enjoy Lisa Simpson's rendition of Stormy Leather,
uh, Weather. -- Principal Skinner's reduction, er...
