Bart: Do You Like Being Miss Popularity? Lisa

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Bart: do you like being Miss Popularity?
Lisa: Oh, well, you know, it ain't so great.
[Bart looks at her]
Bart, it's the best thing that ever happened to me in my whole
life! [forced laugh] Well, anyway, I brought you a present. It's
a telescope I won at the optics festival.
Bart: There was an optics festival and I wasn't informed?
-- Apparently not, "Bart of Darkness"