Marge: Oh, Homer, don't you have to get to class?
Homer: Not tonight, Marge. Tonight, we can eat a nice leisurely dinner
at home.
Marge: Oh, well that will be lov -- [gasps] What the darn --
Homer: Marge, you'll never guess what: my whole class is here! They're
going to observe the human peep-show that is our lives.
Mel: Apparently, that disturbing odor _was_ the food.
-- Not boding well, exactly,
"Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
Homer: Not tonight, Marge. Tonight, we can eat a nice leisurely dinner
at home.
Marge: Oh, well that will be lov -- [gasps] What the darn --
Homer: Marge, you'll never guess what: my whole class is here! They're
going to observe the human peep-show that is our lives.
Mel: Apparently, that disturbing odor _was_ the food.
-- Not boding well, exactly,
"Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: I'm outta here!
Lisa: Me too. [they both leave]
Homer:
Well, now that the little ones have toddled off to... - Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your
class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge... - Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
Someone get a picture of me with my arm around... - Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
[Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge. Things... - Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
Look at the way they admire and adore him. ... - Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally
look down my nose at you.
_You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true.... - Marge: I must admit, you really do make a gal feel needed.
Homer: Wait till my class hears about this! [quickly]... - Homer: [excited] Wait till I tell Marge!
Nigel: [with consternation] Oh,
yes...Bouffant Betty. Well, I would prefer...
