Homer: Marge, I know you didn't believe me about the vending machines.
That's why I had the firemen write me a note.
Marge: [reads] "Mrs. Simpson, while we were rescuing your husband, a
lumberyard burned down."
Homer: D'oh! [sadly] Lumber has a million uses.
-- Even worse, "Marge on the Lam"
That's why I had the firemen write me a note.
Marge: [reads] "Mrs. Simpson, while we were rescuing your husband, a
lumberyard burned down."
Homer: D'oh! [sadly] Lumber has a million uses.
-- Even worse, "Marge on the Lam"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that
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But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I... - Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time
with Ruth Powers.
In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Homer... - Marge: Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband,
Homer. Jay: Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your... - Homer: I can't believe your mother went out to have fun without me.
Bart: Don't worry. You'll feel better once we put... - Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I... - Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge.
Marge: All right.
Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The... - Homer: Hello Marge? It's me, Homer. Are you still mad?
Marge: [continues scowling] Homer: You <are> still...
