Freddy: Hey! What the hell is this?
Waiter: [French accent] It's a bowl of chowder, sir. ["shaudere"]
Freddy: Wait a minute, come here. What did you call it? Say it loud
enough so everyone can hear. Cone on, say it...
Waiter: Ahem. Chowder. ["shaudere"]
Freddy: [raucous laughter] Shau-dere? Shau-dere? It's "chowder".
["chowdah"] Say it right!
Waiter: [pause] Chowder. ["shaudear"]
Freddy: [laugher] Come back here! I'm not through demeaning you.
-- Gotta love those Quimbys, "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
Waiter: [French accent] It's a bowl of chowder, sir. ["shaudere"]
Freddy: Wait a minute, come here. What did you call it? Say it loud
enough so everyone can hear. Cone on, say it...
Waiter: Ahem. Chowder. ["shaudere"]
Freddy: [raucous laughter] Shau-dere? Shau-dere? It's "chowder".
["chowdah"] Say it right!
Waiter: [pause] Chowder. ["shaudear"]
Freddy: [laugher] Come back here! I'm not through demeaning you.
-- Gotta love those Quimbys, "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
Related:
- Judge: Even though reopening a trial at this point is illegal and
grossly unconstitutional, I just can't say no to kids.
Lawyer: So, young man, if Freddy Quimby _didn't_ inflict these injuries on Mr.... - Lawyer: Your Honor, even though I've proven my client's innocence, I'd
still like to call Freddy Quimby to the stand.
So that we can all bask in his gentle decency.... - Marge: [reading the paper] Mmm. It says Freddy Quimby beat a waiter
half to death!
Those Quimby children are so wild and rich, I hope he finally gets what's coming to him.... - Blonde: Freddy honey? I think something just dropped into the back
seat.
Freddy: I'm not paying you to talk.... - Bart: Lisa, I gotta tell somebody. I was at the Quimby compound
yesterday when that frog waiter got whacked.
I _know_ that Freddy Quimby is innocent.... - Lawyer: I intend to prove that Freddy Quimby is totally innocent!
First of all, his accuser is a very shady character.... - Scott: Let's go over to the County Courthouse, live to Kent Brockman.
Kent: -- ockman, just outside the County Courtroom where an argument about chowder has spilled over into the biggest trial in Springfield history.... - Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that
Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of _not_
being guilty.
I refer you to my expert witness, Dr. Hibbert. Hibbe... - Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty.
Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
