Chalmers: Boys and girls, because of Mr. Skinner's sudden departure,
I've had to appoint a new principal. Leopold?
[hulking Leopold stands, and everyone gasps in fear]
Leopold: All right, you little punks: pick up your freakin' ears,
because I'm only going to be saying this once. From now on,
things are going to be _very_, _very_ different around here --
[everyone gasps]
-- with your new principal Ned Flanders!
[everyone claps]
Ned: Well, tippety-top of the A.M. to every-good-body here. As
chairman of the PTA, I am de-diddley-lighted to take over here
and I think I can put the "pal" back in "principal".
[everyone laughs]
Chalmers: Heh heh, yeah. And I'll put the "super" back in
"superintendent".
[one person coughs]
It's the same exact joke. What gives, Leo?
-- It's because you're bald,
"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
I've had to appoint a new principal. Leopold?
[hulking Leopold stands, and everyone gasps in fear]
Leopold: All right, you little punks: pick up your freakin' ears,
because I'm only going to be saying this once. From now on,
things are going to be _very_, _very_ different around here --
[everyone gasps]
-- with your new principal Ned Flanders!
[everyone claps]
Ned: Well, tippety-top of the A.M. to every-good-body here. As
chairman of the PTA, I am de-diddley-lighted to take over here
and I think I can put the "pal" back in "principal".
[everyone laughs]
Chalmers: Heh heh, yeah. And I'll put the "super" back in
"superintendent".
[one person coughs]
It's the same exact joke. What gives, Leo?
-- It's because you're bald,
"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
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Edna: Hah! Ned: -- but I thought it might break... - Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged... - Skinner walks in, sees Homer]
Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Skinner: Bart! Heh heh, welcome. Can I offer you a Diet Caffeine-Free
Dr.
Pepper or an individual fruit cocktail cup? Bart... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Skinner: [on the phone] I know Weinstein's parents were upset,
uh, superintendent, but, but -- but I was... - Chalmers: Skinner!
Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your... - Skinner: Well, children, I don't know what you did to all those
substitutes,
but it's going to stop now. Leopold? Leopold: [bursting...
