Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
[everyone looks at her]
I mean, I think I hear something.
[opens trap door, retrieves diorama]
Why, here's Alison's real diorama. It got misplaced...[laughs
a bit] or so it would seem.
Skinner: Oh, well, that changes everything. Let's have a look.
[quietly to Miss Hoover] Get the ribbon ready.
[pulls sheet off]
Oh...a little...sterile...no _real_ insight. What do you
think, Miss Hoover?
Hoover: Ehh.
[Lisa gasps, looks at Alison]
Skinner: This has been a very disappointing day. All right, on to Lisa
Simpson.
Bart: You're a shoo-in now, Lis.
Lisa: After the way I've behaved, I don't deserve to win.
Skinner: Well, this doesn't deserve to win.
Lisa: What?
-- Just desserts, "Lisa's Rival"
[everyone looks at her]
I mean, I think I hear something.
[opens trap door, retrieves diorama]
Why, here's Alison's real diorama. It got misplaced...[laughs
a bit] or so it would seem.
Skinner: Oh, well, that changes everything. Let's have a look.
[quietly to Miss Hoover] Get the ribbon ready.
[pulls sheet off]
Oh...a little...sterile...no _real_ insight. What do you
think, Miss Hoover?
Hoover: Ehh.
[Lisa gasps, looks at Alison]
Skinner: This has been a very disappointing day. All right, on to Lisa
Simpson.
Bart: You're a shoo-in now, Lis.
Lisa: After the way I've behaved, I don't deserve to win.
Skinner: Well, this doesn't deserve to win.
Lisa: What?
-- Just desserts, "Lisa's Rival"
Related:
- Hoover: OK, our next entry is "The Tell-Tale Heart
by Alison Taylor. Skinner: Mmm, I can't wait to see... - Skinner: Ooh, now we're into the dregs. Here's Ralph Wiggum's entry
[pulls sheet off] Pre-packaged "Star Wars... - Hoover: Now, here's an oral extra-credit question. What was Christopher
Columbus actually looking for when he discovered America
Lisa: [puts her hand up] Ooh! Ooh! Hoover: Anyone... - Skinner: Ah, "Diorama-Rama", my favorite school event next to "Hearing
Test Thursday". [he and Miss Hoover walk... - 1: Did you hear about Miss Hoover?
She drank a bottle of drain cleaner by mistake
2: Oh, I heard she fell down a well. [Principal... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Lisa, here is -- as the French say -- le fake diorama
I'll create a diversion and you make the... - a scream is heard from the room above]
Skinner: Bart Simpson
I know it's you! -- Principal Skinner fills in for... - Miss Hoover: [shakily] Children, I won't be staying long
I just came from the doctor, and I have lyme disease...
