Bart: Lisa, here is -- as the French say -- le fake diorama. I'll
create a diversion and you make the switch.
[walks to center of gym]
Hey everybody, whoa! Look at me, I'm over here. Turn this
way right now!
Sherri: Hey, it's Bart!
Milhouse: And he's doin' stuff!
[everyone turns to look, fascinated]
[Lisa grabs Alison's diorama, leaves the other one there, and
hides Alison's in a trap door in the gym floor]
Skinner: Bart, stop creating a diversion and get out of here!
[Bart caws like a crow and leaves]
-- Quoth the raven, indeed, "Lisa's Rival"
create a diversion and you make the switch.
[walks to center of gym]
Hey everybody, whoa! Look at me, I'm over here. Turn this
way right now!
Sherri: Hey, it's Bart!
Milhouse: And he's doin' stuff!
[everyone turns to look, fascinated]
[Lisa grabs Alison's diorama, leaves the other one there, and
hides Alison's in a trap door in the gym floor]
Skinner: Bart, stop creating a diversion and get out of here!
[Bart caws like a crow and leaves]
-- Quoth the raven, indeed, "Lisa's Rival"
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[everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Now, here's what we do. Tomorrow morning when Alison comes out of
her house
we spray her with the hose -- soaking her from head... - Bart: Lis, I did some checking on this Alison character
and I know it's against all your moral fibers... - Bart: [sarcastically] Enjoy your bath?
Lisa: No
not really. Bart: Oh, too bad. Well I've certainly... - Hoover: OK, our next entry is "The Tell-Tale Heart
by Alison Taylor. Skinner: Mmm, I can't wait to see... - Lisa: Look, Bart. It almost killed me, but I handcrafted all 75
characters from Oliver Twist
And now, the coup de grace: a bitter snowstorm... - Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and
Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house... - Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker!
Lisa
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...
