Bart: Lisa, here is -- as the French say -- le fake diorama. I'll
create a diversion and you make the switch.
[walks to center of gym]
Hey everybody, whoa! Look at me, I'm over here. Turn this
way right now!
Sherri: Hey, it's Bart!
Milhouse: And he's doin' stuff!
[everyone turns to look, fascinated]
[Lisa grabs Alison's diorama, leaves the other one there, and
hides Alison's in a trap door in the gym floor]
Skinner: Bart, stop creating a diversion and get out of here!
[Bart caws like a crow and leaves]
-- Quoth the raven, indeed, "Lisa's Rival"
