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  Homer: Bees are on the what now? Beekeeper 2...
• Announcer 1: Uh oh, here comes our friend, Bullwinkle J.
  Moose. Homer: Heh heh heh, Bullwinkle's antler sprung a leak....
• Colonel: It's good to have another combat veteran around here.
  I myself received a number of medals for, um, securing that Montgomery Ward in Kuwait City?...
• Bart: I can't stand to see you so miserable, Lis...
  unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress....
• 1: Hi, you've reached Bob and Faisal's room. 2: (Background
  ) What are you doing? 1: I'm recording an answering machine message....
• Homer: Hey, you guys aren't from around here, are you?
  Man 1: Ach, nein. We are from Chermany. He is from ze East....
• Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried everything to stay on the air.
  Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions....
• 1: Did you hear about Miss Hoover? She drank a bottle of drain cleaner by mistake.
  2: Oh, I heard she fell down a well. [Principal Skinner comes in with Miss Hoover, who is crying] Lisa...
• Lisa: This place is so enchanting, Hugh. I love it here!
  Hugh: I wanted this to be perfect for you. I know you Americans like everything to be....