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• Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
  [everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I hear something....
• Lisa: Well, I gotta go. I have to practice for band auditions.
  Alison: Me too! Hey, what instrument do you play?...
• Bart: Lisa, will you keep it down? I'm making a crank phone call to Principal Skinner.
  Skinner: [on phone] Well, as a matter of fact, my refrigerator _wasn't_ running....
• Lisa: [sigh] I've got to stop being so petty. I should be Alison's friend, not her competitor.
  I mean...she is a wonderful person... Bart: Way to go, Lis....
• Lisa: [sigh] I've got to stop being so petty. I should be Alison's friend, not her competitor.
  I mean...she is a wonderful person... Bart: Way to go, Lis....
• Bart: Hey, Lis. A moment of your time. Lisa: [stops playing her sax] Yeah?
  Bart: Suppose I was writing my <second> letter to a girl, and I already used up my A-material....
• I can feel her sweet country soul in every digitally-encoded bit. -- Lisa, "(Lurleen on Me)
• Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
  [taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul....
• Lisa: Hey, I _am_ above average! So what if Alison's ahead of me?
  There's no shame in being second. [imagines] Announce...