Lisa: Well, I gotta go. I have to practice for band auditions.
Alison: Me too! Hey, what instrument do you play?
Lisa: The sax.
Alison: Me too!
Lisa: I'm going for first chair this year.
Alison: Me too!
Lisa: Wow! [disingenuous] We have so much in common, I'm sure we'll
be the best of friends...
Alison: Me too.
Lisa: [weakly] Me too...
-- Ralph's cat would say "Me three", "Lisa's Rival"
Alison: Me too! Hey, what instrument do you play?
Lisa: The sax.
Alison: Me too!
Lisa: I'm going for first chair this year.
Alison: Me too!
Lisa: Wow! [disingenuous] We have so much in common, I'm sure we'll
be the best of friends...
Alison: Me too.
Lisa: [weakly] Me too...
-- Ralph's cat would say "Me three", "Lisa's Rival"
Related:
- Lisa: Hi, Alison, I'm Lisa Simpson. Oh, it's great to finally meet
someone who converses above the normal eight-year-old level
Alison: Actually, I'm seven. I was just skipped ahead... - Lisa: I'm really sorry about what I did, Alison. It's no shame being
second to you
Alison: Thank you, Lisa. You know, I'm actually kind... - Ralph: [whispers] Hey, Alison: what's the answer to number nine
Alison: [whispers] I can't tell you, Ralph. Lisa... - Lisa: Hey, I _am_ above average! So what if Alison's ahead of me
There's no shame in being second. [imagines]... - Lisa: [opening her eyes]
Largo: Oh! That was a close one
Lisa, but you made it. Lisa: [happy] I won first chair... - Hoover: OK, our next entry is "The Tell-Tale Heart
by Alison Taylor. Skinner: Mmm, I can't wait to see... - Alison: It's great of you to come over, Lisa. I really want us to be
friends
Lisa: You're a wonderful person. Taylor: Hi, Lisa,... - Lisa: Gee, I never met anyone who's skipped a grade before
Alison: I'm surprised you haven't been skipped. You're... - Lisa: I need help, Mom. There's another girl at school who's smarter
younger, and a better sax player than me. Ew, I feel...
