Nerd 2: Oh, man, I can't believe you failed.
Homer: [whining] Oh, I'm going to lose my job just 'cause I'm
dangerously unqualified!
Nerd 2: Mr. Simpson, there is a way. We could -- well, use a computer
to change your grade.
Homer: [surprised] Computers can do that?
Nerd 2: Well, yes...the only problem is the moral dilemma it raises,
which requires --
[Homer kisses one of the computers]
Homer: Oh, I love -- moral whuzzah?
-- You know, ethical crisis, "Homer Goes to College"
Homer: [whining] Oh, I'm going to lose my job just 'cause I'm
dangerously unqualified!
Nerd 2: Mr. Simpson, there is a way. We could -- well, use a computer
to change your grade.
Homer: [surprised] Computers can do that?
Nerd 2: Well, yes...the only problem is the moral dilemma it raises,
which requires --
[Homer kisses one of the computers]
Homer: Oh, I love -- moral whuzzah?
-- You know, ethical crisis, "Homer Goes to College"
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Nerd 3: Oh, don't worry, Mr. Simpson, we can take care... - Nerd 2: What are you going to do, Mr. Simpson?
Homer:
Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the... - Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
Look at the way they admire and adore him. ... - Nerd 2: I need to go to the bathroom!
Lisa: We stopped five minutes ago!
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Nerd 1: Hey, the pig's acting kind of funny.
Nerd 2:
He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor. Nerd... - Homer: [excited] Wait till I tell Marge!
Nigel: [with consternation] Oh,
yes...Bouffant Betty. Well, I would prefer...
