Nerd 2: OK, guys: push him out of the way in exactly three seconds.
Nerd 1: Should we correct for wind resistance?
Nerd 3: Hmm, possibly. What do _you_ think?
[Homer hits the Dean with his car, and the Dean goes flying]
Nerd 1: Oh, my.
-- I hope he's insured, "Homer Goes to College"
Nerd 1: Should we correct for wind resistance?
Nerd 3: Hmm, possibly. What do _you_ think?
[Homer hits the Dean with his car, and the Dean goes flying]
Nerd 1: Oh, my.
-- I hope he's insured, "Homer Goes to College"
Related:
- Nerd 1: Hey, the pig's acting kind of funny.
Nerd 2:
He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor. Nerd... - Homer: Come on, guys. Look at yourselves! All you do is study.
I'm going to show you the true meaning of college... - Homer: Guys, believe me, I didn't mean to get you expelled.
Nerd 3: Oh, don't worry, Mr. Simpson, we can take care... - Nerd 2: Oh, man, I can't believe you failed.
Homer:
[whining] Oh, I'm going to lose my job just 'cause... - Marge: [hearing modem noises] Ooh, what's wrong with this phone?
it's making crazy noises. Nerd 2: [contemptuously]... - Prez: [on TV] Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my
visit.
As you know, I _am_ the President of the United States... - Nerd 2: What are you going to do, Mr. Simpson?
Homer:
Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the... - Homer: Look, the important thing is that we all learned a lesson.
These guys learned the richness and variety of the... - Homer: Look, I'm supposed to get a physics tutor.
Nerd 1:
Well, you've come to the right place then. If there's...
