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  .. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....
• Burns: Smithers, I've just seen the most heroic dog on television.
  He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car, then pushed a criminal in front of it....
• Smithers: Mr. Burns, are you ready? Burns: Yes. Smithe
  Are you set? Burns: Yes. Smithers: [whispers] Go, Mr....
• Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning of this slacking off?
  Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Bu...
• Mel: Mr. Burns was shot Friday at three p.m., the very time that Smithers was at home watching "Pardon My Zinger".
  So you see, he couldn't have done it. Smithe...
• Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
  Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
• Burns: [off camera] Smithers! I want my tea! Marge
  Doesn't it bother you that he orders you around like that?...
• Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
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• Burns: Ugh, I've never seen such an obvious attempt to curry my favor.
  Smithers: Fabulous observation sir, just fabulous. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...