Man: Well, sir, I'll be honest with you: I need a large African
elephant and I need it today. But I'm afraid this just isn't
what I'm looking for.
Homer: What do you mea? It's an elephant, isn't it?
Man: Well, it is, and it isn't. If you understand what I mean.
[happily] He likes peanuts.
-- A good selling-point, "Bart Gets an Elephant"