Homer: Eh, what do you mean by `suggested donation'?
Clerk: Pay any amount you wish, sir.
Homer: And uh, what if I wish to pay ... zero?
Clerk: That is up to you.
Homer: Ooh, so it's up to me, is it?
Clerk: Yes.
Homer: I see. And you think that people are going to pay
you $4.50 even though they don't have to?
Just out of the goodness of their... [laughs]
Well, anything you say! Good luck, lady, you're gonna need it!
-- Homer sees the sign `Suggested donation: $4.50' at
the museum entrance, "Lisa's Substitute"
Clerk: Pay any amount you wish, sir.
Homer: And uh, what if I wish to pay ... zero?
Clerk: That is up to you.
Homer: Ooh, so it's up to me, is it?
Clerk: Yes.
Homer: I see. And you think that people are going to pay
you $4.50 even though they don't have to?
Just out of the goodness of their... [laughs]
Well, anything you say! Good luck, lady, you're gonna need it!
-- Homer sees the sign `Suggested donation: $4.50' at
the museum entrance, "Lisa's Substitute"
Related:
- Clerk: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few
questions.
Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down... - Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All... - Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking... - Lisa: You, sir, are a baboon!
Homer: [gasp] Me?
Lisa:
Yes, you! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Homer... - Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
"Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically... - Homer: [spots a nice ring] Wow. I'll take <that> ring.
Clerk: Yes, sir, and how will you be paying for it... - Warden: Our wildlife refuge is the ideal environment for your elephant:
thousands of acres of simulated African savannah. ... - Homer: Thirteen bucks? Hey, wait a minute.
Clerk: That's right.
$120 gross, less Social Security... Homer: Yeah. Clerk... - Apu (Kwik-E-Mart clerk): "Haven't I seen you on TV somewhere before?"
Homer:
"Nah, you have me confused with Fred Flintstone." ...
