Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die
Bart, Die?"
Bob: [conciliatorily] No, that's German for "The Bart, The."
[The spectators laugh, understanding]
Officer: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
-- Remember World War II?, "Cape Feare"
Bart, Die?"
Bob: [conciliatorily] No, that's German for "The Bart, The."
[The spectators laugh, understanding]
Officer: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
-- Remember World War II?, "Cape Feare"
Related:
- When Sideshow Bob is in court, accused of trying to kill Bart,
the lawyer says to him on the stand, But what about... - Lawyer: Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart
Simpson?
Bob: [barely in control] Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited... - Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob!
Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. ... - Bob: Well, Bart...any last requests?
Bart: Well, there is one,
but...nah. Bob: [curious] No, go on. Bart: Well, you... - Bart: [German accent] Hey mouse...say cheese.
[snaps picture;
an Itchy robot collapses] With a dry, cool wit... - Homer: Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?
Bart: Yeah! Lisa: Yeah! Bob: [disguising his voice... - Bart: Well, if your soul is real, where is it?
Milhouse:
[motions to his chest] It's kind of in here. And when... - Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
Contrary to what you've just seen,
war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners... - Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh!
Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!
Homer: Bart, don't interrupt! Marge: Homer, this is...
From the same category:
- Troy: One day, my lady Selma's gonna have a star right next to mine,
so watch out... Laszlo Panaflex. -- That's... - Bart: Oh, Dad, can we keep him?
Homer: But he's a loser!
He's pathetic! He's... SLH: [licks Homer's face]... - Homer: Hey Flanders!
All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
Homer: Shut up! All Flanders: Okily-dokily! ... - Lisa: But seven goes into twenty-eight four times.
Mathemagician: Uh, this is a -magic- seven! -- "Grade... - Bart: Hey, Martin, tell him what we do with squealers.
Martin: I don't know. Is it worse than what you do...
