Lisa: Bart, I figured it out! Who's someone you've been making
irritating phone calls to for years?
Bart: Linda Lavin?
Lisa: No, someone who _didn't_ deserve it.
-- As long as it's cheaper than 555-CORY, "Cape Feare"
irritating phone calls to for years?
Bart: Linda Lavin?
Lisa: No, someone who _didn't_ deserve it.
-- As long as it's cheaper than 555-CORY, "Cape Feare"
Related:
- Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so
sweet!
Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside... - Bart: Lisa, if I ever stop loving violence, I want you to shoot me.
Lisa: Will do. -- Let someone who still loves it... - Lisa: Aw, come on, Bart, not again!
Bart: [dialing the phone] Aw,
where's your sense of humor. Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart... - Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.
Homer Simpson Cape... - Lisa: I was in the library at the time, but Janey told me that
Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher,
Mrs. -- what's her name? Marge: Krabappel... - Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny,
but it's not so funny when that violence is... - Bart: [dialing the phone] A little pre-dinner entertainment.
Moe: [answering the phone] Moe's Tavern. Bart: Is... - Bart: Help, Lisa! Help!
Lisa: [running toward the sandbox] Bart,
you're in trouble! Wake up! Bart: Wait a minute..... - When Sideshow Bob is in court, accused of trying to kill Bart,
the lawyer says to him on the stand, But what about...
From the same category:
- Patty: Some days, we don't let the line move at all.
Selma: We call those weekdays. [the gruesome twosome... - Dr.MM: Next we have Marge. She's 34 and trapped in a loveless sham of
a marriage.
Homer: Hey, turn it up! I love hearing those wackos... - Homer: Oh, Marge, you saved my life! I'm sorry I teased you.
You are a really good cop. I'm proud of you... - Bart, do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act
like a maniac?
Miss Hoover gives Bart a scolding, "I Love... - Nick: I'll perform any operation for $129.95! Come in for brain surgery
and receive a free Chinese finger trap!
[escorts away a lobotomy patient with hands stuck in...
