Bart: Help, Lisa! Help!
Lisa: [running toward the sandbox] Bart, you're in trouble! Wake up!
Bart: Wait a minute...if you're here, then you've fallen asleep too!
Lisa: I'm not asleep, I'm justing resting my ey -- uh oh. Aah!
[gets grabbed by Willy, who continues sinking into the sand]
Bart: Goodbye, Lis. Hope you get reincarnated as someone who can stay
awake for fifteen minutes!
-- Bart, closet Buddhist, "Treehouse of Horror VI"