Homer: Every afternoon at Moe's, Chief Wiggum, Principal Skinner, Apu,
and I would get together and sing, and the crowds went wild!
[Scene shows roses and underwear getting thrown on stage]
Barney: [The only audience member, seductively] Yoo hoo!
-- One's a crowd, "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
and I would get together and sing, and the crowds went wild!
[Scene shows roses and underwear getting thrown on stage]
Barney: [The only audience member, seductively] Yoo hoo!
-- One's a crowd, "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
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For all the latest medical poop
Call Surgeon General C.
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Barney: [On the bathroom floor] Sure, why not? [searching]... - Moe: Hey, Barney! What'll it be?
Barney: I'd like a beer,
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ingredient just for you.
[dramatic] The merciless peppers of Quetzlzacatenango... - Principal Skinner: And now, our evening comes to an end.
Homer: [stands up] Woo-hoo! Principal Skinner... - Homer: [excited] Wait till I tell Marge!
Nigel: [with consternation] Oh,
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Nigel: _I_ didn't pay any girls to scream. Moe: Huh...
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Homer: It can only be one thing. [imagines... - Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe... - Bart: My God: the Mad Magazine Special Edition! They only put out
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[grabs it] Milhouse: Boy, they're really socking it...
