If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers.
-- Lionel Hutz, "Marge in Chains"
-- Lionel Hutz, "Marge in Chains"
Related:
- Ooh, he's going to win!
-- Lionel Hutz observes the District Attorney,
"Marge in... - So, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon, if that
your real name.
Lionel Hutz cross-examines Apu, "Marge in... - Marge: [looking at phone book] Lawyers, lawyers, lawyers.
oh! Lionel Hutz. "Cases won in 30 minutes... - Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries.
Look at him! He's wearing a belt. [wistfully] That's... - Ruth: [pointing] Look, you can see our houses.
Marge:
Hmm. There's an awful lot of black smoke coming from... - Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut,
he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to... - Gladys: "... and that has made all the difference." Now let's get down
to business.
[Hutz's voice on the tape] To my executor, Lionel ... - The Supreme Court called again. They need your help on some freedom
thing.
Della, Lionel Hutz' secretary, "Bart Gets Hit... - Lisa: You're a latter-day Clarence Darrow!
Hutz: Uh,
was he the black guy on the Mod Squad? -- No, he's...
From the same category:
- Skinner: Students, I have an announcement. One of your favorite comic
book heroes,
Radio Man -- Nelson: Radio_active_ Man, stupid! Skinner... - Why that little liar! I should have...
And I was going to play pickle with him.
Homer, finding Bart's room empty, "Bart the Daredevil"... - He's the boy you love to hate!
-- Homer on Bart,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - The boy was studying quietly, when the girl, drunk on her own sense of
power,
beat him silly with a block of frozen lima beans. ... - But don't take <my> word for it.
Let's ask an actor portraying Charles Darwin what <he> thinks.
Monty Burns presents his campaign advertisement, ...
