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• Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried everything to stay on the air.
  Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions....
• Krusty: I don't know how to thank you kids. Bart: That's all right, Krusty.
  Lisa: We're getting fifty percent of the T-shirt sales....
• Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the story of Krusty's expensive new sui
  his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully] Boy....
• Bart: I didn't know you knew Luke Perry. Krusty: Pfft.
  Know him? He's my worthless half-brother. Lisa: He's a big TV star....
• Krusty: Hi, kids! Who do you love? Kids: Krusty!
  Krusty: How much do you love me? [Bart and Lisa watch the show at home] Bart+Lisa+Kid...
• I hope you enjoyed my one-man pie fight, kids!
  -- Krusty learns to deal with cutbacks, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• If this is anyone other than Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!
  -- Krusty the ex-Klown, "Krusty Gets Kancelled...
• Bart: What happened? Krusty: Aw, don't worry about that.
  You're just finished, that's all. Bart: Finished?...
• Krusty: You here for the trampoline? Homer: Yeah. What's the deal?
  Krusty: Well, I used to do a lot of tumbling in my act, but I'm phasing it out for more dirty limerick...