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• Gabbo: And now it's time for another patented Gabbo Crank Call!
  Bart: I can't believe it. He stole this bit from Krusty!...
• Thirty-five years in television and already nobody remembers me.
  Just like what's-his-face. -- Krusty the Klown, "Krusty Gets Kancelled...
• Krusty: All right, here's the deal. Every time you watch my show, I will send you.
  .. [holds up a check] forty dollars! Voice: [fine print] Checks will not be honored....
• Bart: I didn't know you knew Luke Perry. Krusty: Pfft.
  Know him? He's my worthless half-brother. Lisa: He's a big TV star....
• Krusty: I don't know how to thank you kids. Bart: That's all right, Krusty.
  Lisa: We're getting fifty percent of the T-shirt sales....
• Good evening again, Springfield. Krusty the Klown, the beloved idol of countless tots, now nothing more than a common (alleged) criminal.
  -- Kent Brockman reports... "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Quimby: I'll admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies.
  But as Gabbo would say, "I'm a bad widdle boy." Crowd: Yaaaaaay! -- "Krusty Gets Kancelled...
• Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette.
  ..unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill!...
• Emcee: And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger -- the one with ketchup -- here he is, coming in by parachute
  Krusty the Klown! [sound of Homer yelling, getting rapidly louder] [he smashes through the hamburger display...