I hope you enjoyed my one-man pie fight, kids!
-- Krusty learns to deal with cutbacks,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
-- Krusty learns to deal with cutbacks,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
Related:
- Scratchy: Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude.
Itchy:
He's totally in my face. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy... - Now kids, I know you loved the old Poochie, but the new one is going to
be better than ten Super Bowls!
I don't want to oversell it, judge for yourselves.... - Myers: I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show.
It's so simple, you egghead writers would've... - Back with the focus group...
Man: How many of you kids would like Itchy & Scratchy to deal with
real-life problems,
like the ones you face every day? Kids: [clamoring]... - Myers: But "Itchy & Scratchy" is critically acclaimed!
Krusty: Acclaimed!? [spits] I oughta replace it right... - Database: On the "Itchy & Scratchy" CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of
the dungeon without using the wizard key?
Homer: What the hell are you talking about? June... - Myers: Hey, Krusty, you look great. You get your teeth bleached?
Krusty: Yeah, it's a new kind of polymer treatment... - Doug: In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a
xylophone,
he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he... - Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot. -- Rub...
From the same category:
- Abe: So, we sealed up the paintings knowing only one of us would ever
look upon them again.
Ox was the first to go; he got a hernia carrying... - Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to appear in a tortilla in Mexico.
God takes his leave, "Homer the... - Homer: Can you believe it!? Pretty soon, I'll be able to quit my job
and live off the boy!
Marge: What? Name me one person who's gotten rich... - Let that be a lesson to the rest of you nuts!
-- Chief Wiggum addresses a bowl of walnuts,
"I Love... - Ned: Simpson, what a pleasant surprise. We were just pulling taffy.
Homer: Gee, the fun never stops at the Flanders house...
