Moe: C'mon, Homer, Do It For Your Old Pal Moesy. Barney
Moe: C'mon, Homer, do it for your old pal Moesy.
Barney: But Moe, yesterday you called Homer a worthless sack of --
Moe: [strikes Barney] Pipe down, rub-a-dub!
-- Moe pushes Homer to get back to alkyholism,
Homer: [setting the glass on the bar] Put it in the fridge Moe, I got a date with my wife.
Moe: You'll be back! [points at various customers] And so will you....
Moe: Who's gonna knock you down? Homer: No one! Moe
When do you gonna fight back? Homer: Never! Moe...
Barney: Hi Homer! Thanks for inviting me to your barbeque.
Homer: Ohh, Barney! You brought a whole beer keg!...
Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
Moe: Now let's have a minute of silent prayer for our good friend, Homer Simpson.
[short silence] Barney: How long has it been?...
Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here. Barney
You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers....
Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
Moe: Hey, Barney! What'll it be? Barney: I'd like a beer, Moe!
Yoko: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat....
Homer: Good morning, Moe's Tavern! Barney: Hey, it's the president!
-- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...