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• Apu: Excuse me, Your Honor? I'd like to bring something to the court's attention.
  [removes "open eye" glasses from snoring, drooling Homer] [judge bangs her gavel] Home...
• Judge: Case dismissed! Hutz: Your honor... Do I still get paid?
  -- Pro bono pocketo, "Bart the Murdere...
• My name is Otto, I looove to get blotto.
  -- Otto introduces himself at the Alc-Anon meeting, "Duffle...
• SMILEY :^D "Great! I like it!
• Judge: I can see you sincerely want your children back, but you have a lot to learn about being parents.
  Before I can return your children, you'll have to complete a course called "Family Skills"....
• Once, during a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage, the judge asked, "Miss West, are you trying to show contempt for this court?
  She answered, "On the contrary, your Honor, I was doin' my best to conceal it....
• Judge people from where they stand, not from where you stand. -- Anon.
• I got a ticket the other day...I pleaded insanity. The judge asked me why, and I asked him, 'would any sane person park in the passing lane?
  ' I asked, 'Judge, nice day, isn't it?' He said yes....
• Homer: I'm here for the Alc-Anon meeting. Lovejoy: Mm-hm.
  Third door on your left. [Jasper walks up] Coping with senility?...