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• Hutz: Good news, Bart: the Krusty O Cereal Corp. has settled your case for $
  100,000, less, of course, my legal fees. Bart: [suspicious] What kind of legal fees?...
• Judge: Mr. Hutz, we've been in here for four hours.
  Do you have any evidence at all? Hutz: Well, your Honor, we've got plenty of hearsay and conjecture, those are _kinds_ of evidence....
• Narrator: Ruth Powers was tried in Springfield Superior Court.
  The judge dismissed her ex-husband's auto theft charges and forced him to pay all back child support....
• Hutz: Well, you good folks can rest easy now because you've come to the very best in legal representation.
  Skinner: Uh, excuse me, is there an Orange Julius stand on this floor?...
• Hutz: Mr. Simpson, you've been the boy's father for ten years.
  Do you really think he could be the leader of a murderous criminal syndicate?...
• Tony: Hey Bart, I hope there are no hard feelings. Ba
  Get bent. Tony: I deserved that. -- "Bart the Murdere...
• Bart: What's that guy doing here? Hutz: Lionel Hutz, court-appointed attorney.
  I'll be defending you against charges of......
• Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter.
  Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $...
• Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of _not_ being guilty.
  I refer you to my expert witness, Dr. Hibbert. Hibbe...