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• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
  -- Homer Simpson Lisa the Vegetaria...
• Bart: I never heard Maggie laugh like that before. Lisa
  Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind of attention?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: This barbeque will be hard, thankless work. But I'm sure you're up to it, Marge.
  Marge: Well, it could be a good chance to get to know our neighbors outside of a courtroom setting....
• The hamster has learned a valuable lesson: beware the hand of man.
  -- Lisa's science project, "Duffle...
• Homer: The secret ingredient is -- Moe: Homer, no!
  Homer: Cough syrup! Nothing but plain, ordinary, over-the-counter children's cough syrup!...
• Marge: Mmmm. You don't have to start drinking right away.
  I waas thinking we could go for a bike ride....
• Marge: [sighs] ...and then they gave me back my $500 investment and kicked me out of the club.
  Homer: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit now....