Lisa: [echoic from Bart's dream] First prize! First prize! First prize!
Bart: Why are you saying that?
Lisa: Just screwing with your mind. [Laughs and runs off]
-- Sibling rivalry, "Duffless"
Bart: Why are you saying that?
Lisa: Just screwing with your mind. [Laughs and runs off]
-- Sibling rivalry, "Duffless"
Related:
- You won first prize..! Send me $50.
and I'll send your prize... - Homer: Oh yeah? [pulls out a trophy] Well _I_ won the belching contest
at work.
[belches in Jay's face] [everyone laughs] ... - Lisa: Bart, just get outta here.
Bart: Hey: it's a free country.
_You_ get out. Lisa: That doesn't make sense. Bart... - Todd: Wow! First prize fifty dollars!
Bart: Wow!
Free balloons for everyone who enters! -- A matter... - Lisa: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
Bart: Okay. Lisa: Embrace nothingness. Bart: You got... - The Moscow Evening News advertised a contest for the best political joke.
First prize was ten years in prison; second prize,... - Bart: Can you say David Hasselhoff?
Lisa: Davah Hassa-hoff.
Lisa learns to talk, "Lisa's First... - Marge: It's a big day for you. Why don't you eat something a little
more nutritious.
Homer: Nonsense, Marge. Frosty Krusty Flakes is what... - Bart: You wrecked everything. I'm leaving. Goodbye.
Lisa: Bart. Bart: [amazed] What did you say? Say it...
From the same category:
- Marge: You said you'd do it as a favor to me.
Homer:
That doesn't sound like something I'd say. Marge: Fine... - Homer: Now you Boy!
Bart: [scared] Oh.
[plane approaches cops standing on their cars]
You can't escape Bob.
If the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool... - Aide: Eighteen thousand letters, all addressed to Santa Claus.
Attorney: You want the People of Springfield versus... - Alien 1: It seems the earthlings won.
Alien 2: Did they?
That board with a nail in it may have defeated us.... - Get out of Bumtown, you bum!
-- A bum,
"The Day the Violence...
