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  Sort of a spare in case Bart's brain blows up. -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• It could be one of these chemicals here that makes him so smart.
  Lisa, maybe you should try some of this. -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me dizzy.
  Marge: We're almost finished. There's just a little bit of green left....
• Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
  Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....
• Lisa: What the heck is that? Bart: Maybe it's a box from the future.
  Lisa: It looks Japanese. Homer: What's going on?...
• Homer: {Hurry up! It's my first day of clown college.
  } Marge: {Hold still, Homer. Don't squirm!} Home...