Ned: Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middlemen who
jacked up the price, and let's not forget the humane but
determined boys over at the slaughterhouse.
[Homer appears at the window]
Homer: Hiya. Flanders. Ooh, dinner! May I join you? [climbs in]
[digs in amidst gasps from the Flanders clan]
Ned: Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my
charity work.
Homer: Oh yeah, the judge made me do that once too. Stupid lack of
public urinals.
-- Much-needed city funds, "Homer Loves Flanders"
jacked up the price, and let's not forget the humane but
determined boys over at the slaughterhouse.
[Homer appears at the window]
Homer: Hiya. Flanders. Ooh, dinner! May I join you? [climbs in]
[digs in amidst gasps from the Flanders clan]
Ned: Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my
charity work.
Homer: Oh yeah, the judge made me do that once too. Stupid lack of
public urinals.
-- Much-needed city funds, "Homer Loves Flanders"
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Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders... - Ned: I can't do it, Maude. I can't face their accusing eyes!
Maude: Oh, don't worry, Ned. This is a house of love... - Homer: [gasps] Duck! I can't let the boys see me with you!
Ned: What? Homer: [grunts, pushes Ned down] Hi! Lenny... - Ned: Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.
Homer:
No! I want everyone to know that -- [yells] this is... - Ned: We did it! We got rid of --
[siren wails;
Ned is pulled over] Ned: I told you, officer, I'm... - Ned: I don't know how to say this, but uh...
Homer:
Oh, knock it off, Flanders; don't start blubbering... - Father sheep: What's wrong, Jeremiah?
Jeremiah:
It's not fair. My brother Joseph has a sin to confess... - Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night.
Rod+Todd:
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Homer... - Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy?
Ned: Uh,
er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother...
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Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can take some consolation in the fact that
something you created is making so many people happy.
Homer: [sarcastic] Ooh, look at me! ... - Bart: Gee Homer, it looks like you've got yourself a real problem on
your hands.
Homer: Your right... Uhh... Bart! Vacuum this floor... - Marge: No, I will _not_ pay you $500 for sex!
Homer:
Aw, come on, Marge! You're getting something in return... - Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory
Calhouns.
I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa... - Patty: Well, well, well: look who needs us again to get his chauffeur's
license.
Homer: Look, all I ask is that you be fair. Patty:...
