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  Family only, you know? Homer: Right! No reporters....
• Ned: Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again. Home
  No! I want everyone to know that -- [yells] this is Ned Flanders, my friend!...
• Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
  [doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor....
• Ned: Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middlemen who jacked up the price, and let's not forget the humane but determined boys over at the slaughterhouse.
  [Homer appears at the window] Homer: Hiya....
• Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
  Homer: [reverently] Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St....
• We're simple people with simple values. Capital City is too big and too complex.
  Everyone in Springfield knows us and has forgiven us....
• Whatever doesn't kill me can only make me stronger!
• Homer rings Ned's doorbell] Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
  Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
• Tex: Why don't you talk it over with your family?
  Homer: Because they might say no....