Bart: Dad, Remember When Tom Had You In That Headlock And You Screamed "I'm A Hemophiliac" And When He Let You Go, You Kicked Him In The Back?
Bart: Dad, remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you
screamed "I'm a hemophiliac" and when he let you go,
you kicked him in the back?
Homer: Heh heh heh. Yeah.
Bart: Could you teach me how to do that?
-- "Brother from the Same Planet"
Homer: Remember when I used to push you on the swing?
Bart: I was faking it. Homer: Gasp! Liar! Bart: Oh yeah?...
Pepe: Oh, Papa Homer, you are so learn\`ed. Home
Heh heh heh. `Learn'd', son. It's pronounced `learn'd'. -- "Brother from the Same Plane...
Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV saying we didn't want you in our family.
But those were just actors playing us! Ba...
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
Marge: Homer...it looks like it could gore. Homer: Heh heh.
..it _does_ look like Al Gore. Bart: [admiring] Ew, he smells worse than anything....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
You hold 'em off, I'll go for help. (heh-heh-heh)
Homer: Hey, how come you never play your guitar any more?
Bart: I'll tell ya the truth, Dad. I wasn't goot at it right away, so I quit....
Homer: What'd you kids get? Bart: I bought this cool pencil holder.
Homer: Heh heh, far out man. I haven't seen a bong in years....