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• Homer: Remember when I used to push you on the swing?
  Bart: I was faking it. Homer: Gasp! Liar! Bart: Oh yeah?...
• Pepe: Oh, Papa Homer, you are so learn\`ed. Home
  Heh heh heh. `Learn'd', son. It's pronounced `learn'd'. -- "Brother from the Same Plane...
• Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV saying we didn't want you in our family.
  But those were just actors playing us! Ba...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Marge: Homer...it looks like it could gore. Homer: Heh heh.
  ..it _does_ look like Al Gore. Bart: [admiring] Ew, he smells worse than anything....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• You hold 'em off, I'll go for help. (heh-heh-heh)
• Homer: Hey, how come you never play your guitar any more?
  Bart: I'll tell ya the truth, Dad. I wasn't goot at it right away, so I quit....
• Homer: What'd you kids get? Bart: I bought this cool pencil holder.
  Homer: Heh heh, far out man. I haven't seen a bong in years....