Homer: Remember When I Used To Push You On The Swing?
Homer: Remember when I used to push you on the swing?
Bart: I was faking it.
Homer: Gasp! Liar!
Bart: Oh yeah? Remember this? "Higher, Dad! Higher! Whee!"
-- "Brother from the Same Planet"
Bart: Dad, remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed "I'm a hemophiliac" and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
Homer: Heh heh heh. Yeah. Bart: Could you teach me how to do that?...
Bart: Why would anybody want to touch a girl's butt?
That's where cooties come from! Lisa: Dad, I don't understand....
Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
Marge: Why didn't you ask our permission, Lisa? Lisa
I did! [begin flashback. Homer watches television, Lisa stands in front....
Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
Bart: Dad, when did you record an album? Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember, son.
It was only eight years ago. Bart: Dad, thanks to television, I can't remember what happened eight minutes ago....
Another beer, Dad? -- Bart, "Brother from the Same Plane
Homer: Son, I just want you to know I love you very much.
Bart: [shoves a half grapefruit in Homer's face] Shut up!...