Homer: Hey, how come you never play your guitar any more?
Bart: I'll tell ya the truth, Dad. I wasn't goot at it right away, so
I quit. I hope you're not mad.
Homer: [sweetly] Son, come here! Heh heh heh...
[Bart sits on Homer's knee]
Of course I'm not mad. If something's hard to do, then it's not
worth doing! You just stick that guitar in the closet next to
your short-wave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle, and
we'll go inside and watch TV.
-- "Otto Show"