Pepe: Oh, Papa Homer, You Are So Learn\`ed. Home
Pepe: Oh, Papa Homer, you are so learn\`ed.
Homer: Heh heh heh. `Learn'd', son. It's pronounced `learn'd'.
-- "Brother from the Same Planet"
Pepe: I love you, Papa Homer. Homer: I love you, too, Pepsi.
Pepe: Pepe. Homer: Pepe. -- The Pepe challenge, "Brother from the Same Plane...
Bart: Dad, remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed "I'm a hemophiliac" and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
Homer: Heh heh heh. Yeah. Bart: Could you teach me how to do that?...
Heh heh heh. Oh, Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk.
Heh heh heh. -- Homer reads the funnies, "Marge vs. the Monorail...
Homer: [watches a scene from McBain on the video store monitors] Clerk
You want to rent it, sir? Homer: Why? I just saw the best part!...
Bart: I'll gonna knock you out one more time and that's it, this is getting boring man!
Homer: [smirking] Try not to kill me too hard, son. Heh heh heh. -- "Moaning Lisa...
Marge: Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years!
Patty: [grunt] I don't want to think about it. Home...
Lisa: Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad. Homer: Shush, dear.
You'll wreck Daddy's fun. Ned: [walking up, singing] Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the -- oh my Lord....
Heh heh heh.
Marge: I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born.
Lisa: "Mondale to Hart: [confused] Where's the beef?...