Pepe: I Love You, Papa Homer. Homer: I Love You, Too, Pepsi.
Pepe: I love you, Papa Homer.
Homer: I love you, too, Pepsi.
-- The Pepe challenge, "Brother from the Same Planet"
Pepe: Oh, Papa Homer, you are so learn\`ed. Home
Heh heh heh. `Learn'd', son. It's pronounced `learn'd'. -- "Brother from the Same Plane...
Pepe: Tell me more! I want to know <all> the constellations.
Homer: Well, there's... Jerry the Cowboy. And that big dipper looking thing is Alan....
Mexican/Italian Food: Pepe Roney
If you are a skunk, you learn to hold your breath for a long time! -- Pepe the Skunk
Bart: Can I, Mom? Can I take the job? Marge: Well -- Home
Why not? I remember my first after school job. I was in a band....
Homer: Son, I just want you to know I love you very much.
Bart: [shoves a half grapefruit in Homer's face] Shut up!...
Homer: Remember when I used to push you on the swing?
Bart: I was faking it. Homer: Gasp! Liar! Bart: Oh yeah?...
Marge: Why didn't you ask our permission, Lisa? Lisa
I did! [begin flashback. Homer watches television, Lisa stands in front....
Marge: Homer, do you have an explanation for this bill?
Homer: Oh, it's that record club. The first nine were only a penny....