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• Officer 2: We found this one swimming naked in the Fermentarium.
  [Lisa, heaping jittery, covered by a towl] Lisa...
• Bart: Lisa, I gotta tell somebody. I was at the Quimby compound yesterday when that frog waiter got whacked.
  I _know_ that Freddy Quimby is innocent....
• {What are the odds to getting sick on a Saturday? A thousand to one.} -- Homer, "Selma's Choice
• Lisa: Bye, Dad, don't eat any solids. Homer: But I love solids.
  -- They're so sweet and tasty, "Selma's Choice...
• Selma: Oh, Jub-Jub. Patty: When I went to pick him up, Mom was trying to stab him with a hat pin.
  -- Close enough, "Selma's Choice...
• Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed a refreshing drink from hops and barley.
  [drinks his Duff and starts beatboxing] We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A....
• Bart and Lisa talk simultaneously] [Bart pulls back the covers] [Homer looks grotesquely sick] Ba
  Oh, man, Dad's dead. -- Can we still go to Duff Gardens?, "Selma's Choice...
• Can we please stop somewhere? My butt's asleep... -- Selma, "Selma's Choice
• Selma: Sorry, my mind's made up. Patty: Why do you want to have a baby so bad?
  Selma: I got a lot of love to give, and right now my only outlet is my ham radio....