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• Selma: Get out of my car. [drives off] Hans: This isn't my house.
  -- Selma ends a date, "Selma's Choice...
• Bart: Can we go to Duff Gardens this weekend? Home
  Sure. Unless another aunt dies. -- "Selma's Choice...
• Bart: I want to get off. Selma: You _can't_ get off, we have five more continents to visit.
  -- The kids and Selma ride "Little Land of Duff", "Selma's Choice...
• I'm not pouting. I'm mourning. -- Homer, "Selma's Choice
• Bart and Lisa talk simultaneously] [Bart pulls back the covers] [Homer looks grotesquely sick] Ba
  Oh, man, Dad's dead. -- Can we still go to Duff Gardens?, "Selma's Choice...
• I can see the music! -- Lisa after getting whacked up on "water", "Selma's Choice
• Homer: Patty, Selma, I'm sorry. [hugs them] Selma: He's hugging us.
  What do we do? Patty: Just close your eyes and think of MacGyver....
• Marge: I want to thank you for taking care of the kids on such short notice.
  Selma: We'll have fun, won't we kids? Bart: To get to Duff Gardens, I'd ride with Satan himself....
• Selma: How do you do it, Homer? Homer: You take an ordinary bedsheet, fold it around like th-- Selma
  No, I mean raising kids! I just couldn't cut it today....