Lincoln: Four Score And Seven Years Ago, Our Forefathers Brewed A Refreshing Drink From Hops And Barley.

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Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed a
refreshing drink from hops and barley. [drinks his Duff and
starts beatboxing] We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A.B. and I'm here to
say, if you want to drink beer, well Duff's the only way! I
said the only way! Break down!
[crushes a beer can on his head]
Lisa: This is a disgrace.
Selma: Hey, if it's this bad, it has to be educational.
-- I sincerely doubt it, "Selma's Choice"

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