Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed a
refreshing drink from hops and barley. [drinks his Duff and
starts beatboxing] We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A.B. and I'm here to
say, if you want to drink beer, well Duff's the only way! I
said the only way! Break down!
[crushes a beer can on his head]
Lisa: This is a disgrace.
Selma: Hey, if it's this bad, it has to be educational.
-- I sincerely doubt it, "Selma's Choice"
refreshing drink from hops and barley. [drinks his Duff and
starts beatboxing] We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A.B. and I'm here to
say, if you want to drink beer, well Duff's the only way! I
said the only way! Break down!
[crushes a beer can on his head]
Lisa: This is a disgrace.
Selma: Hey, if it's this bad, it has to be educational.
-- I sincerely doubt it, "Selma's Choice"
Related:
- Bart: [reading] "BEER GOGGLES: See life through the eyes of a drunk."
[puts them on]
[Selma becomes a foxy lady]
Selma:
You're charming the pants off of me. Bart: [removing... - Bart: I want to get off.
Selma: You _can't_ get off,
we have five more continents to visit. -- The kids... - Marge: I want to thank you for taking care of the kids on such
short notice.
Selma: We'll have fun, won't we kids? Bart: To get... - Marge: The funeral's in Littleneck Falls. I'm afraid we'll have to
go to Duff Gardens some other time.
Lisa: We understand. Bart: No use complaining about... - Marge: You look awful!
Homer: I don't care. I'm going to Duff Gardens!
[his face quivers and he drops to the floor, crawling... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem.
[finishes brushing his teeth,
and polishes off a bottle of that wonderful... - Homer: {Mmmmm, Gummi Beers.} [eats one] Hey, Barney,
I think you've had enough. Barney: [lying on... - Doctor: Only Duff fills your "Q zone" with pure beer goodness.
[the letters G-O-O-D-N-E-S-S tumble down into the ...
From the same category:
- Lisa: Uh, maybe I need to talk to somebody with a little more age and
wisdom.
Abe: Death stalks you at every turn! Lisa: Grampa!... - Lovejoy: Before I get started on today's sermon entitled,
"What Ned Did," I'd like to congratulate Homer... - Patty: [walks up to the podium] Take a hike, bozo. And that eulogy
better not show up on the bill.
I'll keep this short. Gladys lived alone, died alone... - Barney: When I first heard about the operation, I was against it.
But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a... - Marge: Good news, honey: two weeks are up. You don't have to wear your
glasses any more!
And your scalp and posture seem fine. Bart: [triumphant]...
