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• Selma: Thank you, doctor. Doctor: Oh, I'm not a doctor.
  -- But I play one on TV!, "Selma's Choice...
• Marge: I want to thank you for taking care of the kids on such short notice.
  Selma: We'll have fun, won't we kids? Bart: To get to Duff Gardens, I'd ride with Satan himself....
• Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
  I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired] Yeah, me too....
• Grampa: [to Selma] Hello Marge. [to Patty] Hello Marge.
  Selma: [groans] How come no Chippendales dancers ever come in to renew their licenses?...
• Lisa: Look! The Seven Duffs! Bart: There's Tipsy and Queasy.
  .. Lisa: There's Surly and Remorseful... [Surly pushes Remorseful aside] [a kid takes a picture of Surly] Surly...
• Selma: Wait a minute. It says here you're single. Ha
  Did I do wrong? -- You sure did, "Selma's Choice...
• Selma: Get out of my car. [drives off] Hans: This isn't my house.
  -- Selma ends a date, "Selma's Choice...
• Bart: I want to get off. Selma: You _can't_ get off, we have five more continents to visit.
  -- The kids and Selma ride "Little Land of Duff", "Selma's Choice...
• Gladys: "... and that has made all the difference." Now let's get down to business.
  [Hutz's voice on the tape] To my executor, Lionel Hutz, I leave $...