Bart: I want to get off.
Selma: You _can't_ get off, we have five more continents to visit.
-- The kids and Selma ride "Little Land of Duff",
"Selma's Choice"
Selma: You _can't_ get off, we have five more continents to visit.
-- The kids and Selma ride "Little Land of Duff",
"Selma's Choice"
Related:
- Marge: I want to thank you for taking care of the kids on such
short notice.
Selma: We'll have fun, won't we kids? Bart: To get to Duff Gardens, I'd ride with Satan himself.... - Bart: It won't be any fun without you, Dad.
[the car shoves off]
Bart+Lisa
YAY! -- The kids head to Duff Gardens, "Selma's Choice... - Selma: Get out of my car. [drives off]
Hans: This isn't my house.
-- Selma ends a date, "Selma's Choice... - Bart: [reading] "BEER GOGGLES: See life through the eyes of a drunk.
[puts them on] [Selma becomes a foxy lady] Selma... - Bart: Can we go to Duff Gardens this weekend?
Home
Sure. Unless another aunt dies. -- "Selma's Choice... - Don't blame these kids, it's not their fault. I think their father's
missing a chromosome.
-- Selma blames the Duff Gardens incident on Homer, "Selma's Choice... - Marge: The funeral's in Littleneck Falls. I'm afraid we'll have to
go to Duff Gardens some other time.
Lisa: We understand. Bart: No use complaining about something you can't change.... - Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed a
refreshing drink from hops and barley.
[drinks his Duff and starts beatboxing] We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A.... - Bart and Lisa talk simultaneously]
[Bart pulls back the covers]
[Homer looks grotesquely sick]
Ba
Oh, man, Dad's dead. -- Can we still go to Duff Gardens?, "Selma's Choice...
